Have I found you? Flightless bird.

Apr 02

melancholic-misanthrope:

theteacupsecrets:

dynastylnoire:

wooooooooooooooooow

Lolol

I need these in my life.

Mar 13

quote My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

— ― Laurell K. Hamilton (via psych-quotes)
Mar 13

clestroying:

Snapchat conversations are hard because eventually you just run out of selfie poses so you end up taking pictures of the couch or something

Feb 05
epic-humor:

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Feb 05

ppaction:

The Affordable Care Act’s preventive care benefit guarantees no-cost birth control in every plan. Here’s how you can get it. (via Cosmo)

Feb 05

dykestorm:

ohboyafangirl:

We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god

LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS

LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES

This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other

Feb 05

sherlockedinthetardiswithcrowley:

thepoopqueen:

look at it like this

when a girl gets rejected, she thinks it’s something that she did or did not do, she thinks there’s something wrong with herself that would make a guy not wanna be with her

but when a guy gets rejected, he thinks there’s something wrong with the girl who rejected him, ‘she just wants to date assholes’, ‘she’s a bitch’, so on and so forth

and that’s some bullshit

someone finally said this thank you

Feb 05

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

Feb 05

quote Probably the wisest words that were ever uttered to me. Came from a therapist. I was sitting in her office, crying my eyes out… and she said, “So let me get this straight. You base your personal happiness on things entirely out of your control.”

— ― Laura Munson (via psych-quotes)
Jan 06
breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is